Hey! People

Does Any one of u carry a broken heart? Has the Cupid’s arrow missed its target ? Do you feel acutely saddened with your life ? Don’t worry Guys and Gals. I have for you a set of special Do’s and Dont’s formulated by a renowned scientist of U.S.A Mr. Om Prakash Makeejha

Do’s

Scare yourself !
Watch a horror movie or a documentary about manes or lemurs. The ghost will definitely kill your undying love!

Pretend to be Drunk! Talk to yourself and declare yourself king of the world. ( Warning : This may propel your family members to buy you a one way ticket to Agra! )

Temporarily starve yourself ! “When the Tummy Calls, The Romeo Falls”

Think about the poorest and the weakest people you see on the street begging. You’ll suddenly realize that you are living a Royal life!

Read an inspiring book! These books make you believe that the Problem lies within you and you are a big loser! But they do so in such a way that you firmly start believing that .”I’m gonna be perfect from now on! “

DONT’S

Don’t listen to Ghazals or Emotional Crap! become a rocker! even if it means sacrificing your prized possessions, the Ear’s

Don’t feel down. Thing about the mad gals who act emancipated after a drink or two after a party or for girls I don’t know? may be Wash their clothes and feel proud.

S0 now you know How to Fight a called Heart Break! And if this Isn’t enough ” Shut up and Shoot Yourself”

Thank you!!!

WARNING

• The writer does not Guarantee a renewed Heart
• The writer From USA is NOT to be confused with America …
• He is From Upper Shimla Area..
• Normal readers will find this reading irritating!